Congress has just ruled that if you masturbate to the same girl 10 times in a row then its definitely chill to call her your girlfriend
THIS. But why is this making me laugh so much tho.
What I really mean is, “I’d make that waffles, then curl up in bed and cuddle all day while watching crappy sci-fi movies.”
Beacause some of you were asking for them all in one place!
Thanks again for all the lovely messages. You are all very welcome.
1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!
1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR
Almost 3 Million!!!!
LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!
Let’s get 5 million!!!
REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IF YOU’RE A WIZARD OR A WITCH.
Yer all wizards tumblr
i literally am tho
I love how laptops were invented so that they could be compact and portable for people who need to take computers places and do things with them and I use my laptop for laying around in bed all day instead of sitting at a desk.
i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
It’s actually a really sad, serious issue that gets nowhere near enough media coverage. :(